What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Why are women attracted to ugly guys?

He : I'm 24.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why are men today so pussiefied?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

He : Tea ?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Me : Sure.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

What is something you have to share?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

Me : I don't drink

Me : No

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.